Christian. Feminist. Bookworm. Gamer nerd. TV junkie. Asexual. That's all you need to know about me, really.
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She hated the namelessness of women in stories, as if they lived and died so that men could have metaphysical insights. — Chad Harbach, The Art of Fielding
She wondered why beautiful things had to be wrapped up with evil history. Or was it the other way around? Maybe the evil history made it necessary to build the beautiful things, to mask the darker aspects. — Rick Riordan, The Mark of Athena
My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.
Some more dwarf ladies. Cause dwarf ladies are super cool.
Anonymous said: tucker (or whoever, i'm fine with any dp character tbh) + cooking
no let’s talk about my son
tucker knows how to cook REALLY well. he looks up recipes on the internet and follows video instructions. i mean, he probably knows how to grill a steak to perfection. he probably learned how to make cookies from his mom. sometimes he’ll bring snacks he made when he’s hanging out with sam and danny.
he knows all dangers about cooking in the kitchen. how to sharpen knives, clean the dishes, know how to get the best products from the supermarket at the lowest price.
tucker could possibly become a well-known chef, if he wanted to be in that field. however, i can see that cooking could be just another hobby for him to enjoy.
he does get into occasional arguments with sam about “ultra-recyclable vegetarian recipes” bc sam, no one wants to cook dirt, that’s gross.
I have the cutest monster under my bed
omg it’s face at the end.
Thor: Thor sleeps anywhere, and naked. This has caused a few issues.
Steve: on his back or side, straight as he can, barely moving. This is a habit left over from camps and barracks, squashed in with other soldiers, and from before, from the cold bitter new York winters when he was a kid. The cold was dangerous for him, screwed with his lungs, so every night Bucky would come to his place and squeeze into his narrow bed to keep him warm. He was like a furnace. Steve’s elbows and knees were sharp as knives so he made sure to keep extra still so his friend would be comfortable. Bucky’s warmth probably saved his life.
Natasha: Fetal position. Natasha curls up like a cat, all curved limbs and tousled hair, one hand by her face. She looks innocent, almost at peace. This is because her other hand is wrapped around the gun beneath her pillow.
Tony: Sleeps spreadeagle, mouth open, limbs splayed, wherever he collapses. He goes days and days without sleep; he is the wraith in Avengers tower, making coffee and scrambled eggs at 4am and disappearing back to his lab. Steve’s not much for sleep either, and he’s the only one besides Pepper who can gain access to Tony’s workshop, so he often goes downstairs to find Tony passed out on the floor with a wrench clutched in his fist and oil in his hair. If Tony ever wonders why he falls asleep on the workshop floor and wakes up in his bed with his shoes removed, he never mentions it to Steve.
Bruce: sleeps more than any of them. It’s maybe a metabolism thing. Hulking out uses up a lot of energy, so whenever he shrinks back to regular Bruce-size he eats enough for three and then sleeps for at least 16 hours. He sleeps in fetal position like Natasha, but tighter, knees tucked up almost to his chest, his whole body a clenched fist. It looks almost painful. He frowns and mutters to himself, and sometimes he cries out. There is an unspoken agreement amongst the rest of the team that they won’t mention it.
Clint: Sleeps with his eyes open. Sitting up. On the couch, or on top of the fridge, or on the stairs. Basically wherever affords the best position to scare the shit out of Tony at 3 in the morning.
so I’m reading through this, and I’m like “wow, this is spot-on, this person has a really good grasp of the avengers”
and then I read clint’s
and now I am crying.
Out there is a new world! Out there is our victory! Out there… is our destiny.
Mossy table tops at an abandoned hotel in Japan
This reminds me of the last of us wow
the fact that an american standardized test turned into a meme should tell you how hilarious the american education system is
this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left
who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator
wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
The onion isn’t satire. The onion is pure progressive rage with a thin satire coating.
So you’re saying it has layers?
'a fuckin grende rogers are you shittin me right now'
caffeine fueled morning doodles lets do this
Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tires near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out, but the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.
Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’
The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.
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